Me: CARRY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
N: OH MY GOD, MY BACK, IM GONNA FALL
My graphics have always been this good lookin'.
Breanne: Look how beautiful he is..
Nathan: :') Yes he is. No homo.
"Jack-Jack is generally a well-behaved baby, he barely ever needs anything, he NEVER cries
and he's adorable"
Well don't think you won't have at least one kid that'll be
as much of a pain in the ass as you were as a baby.
OMG! HE'S SO ADORABLE!
Jack-Jack: Don't LOOK AT ME BEFORE MY BEAUTY SLEEP.
B: I forget the last time we had sex.
N: Like 4 days ago
B: Oh forgot I was pregnant.
This reminds me of real life, I met him at my friend's birthday party and we all sat on
the trampoline for like 3 hours just talking.
N: AHHHH MY BACK!
You're 20, quit complaining.
Jack-Jack decided to cry for 30 minutes straight. So I had to get Breanne up and
make him shut up.
Breanne: WAIT FOR ME!!!!
Nathan: Nope, its just me and you son. Me and you
I caught up and the family decided to go to the Park. And I decided to have
a beer.
Nathan would NOT STOP playing with Jack-Jack. He's such a good daddy :3
What is this!?! PRE-SCHOOL? YOU CAN'T BOTH WIN!
Really Brea. Throwing a bachelorette party on the night of
THE FULL MOON.
"HEY I DIDN'T KNOW THIS CHICK WOULD TURN
INTO A FUCKING ZOMBIE"
Tell her to LEAVE.
"I can't -_-, there is no option to"
Well shit. If she bites anyone, you are paying
the hospital bills.
Lesbos came to the party apparently. GAY PRIDE LIVES ON!
...Quit sticking your buttcheeks between the door please.
"This bitch over here, she's my home girl, we had a lot of
good times together, like yesterday, at the bar! She's
short and fat and that's all I know about her so yeah, HAPPY MARRIAGE GIRL!!!"
Breanne: WEEEEW!
Mason: LETS GET THIS PARTY STARTED!
Breanne: Im all sticky now, thanks -_-.
Breanne: GOT YOU BACK, HAAAAAAAA SUCKAH!
Mason: Who says I didn't want it ;)?
-Licks the fizz-
Breanne: Hey honey can I see your ring for a minute?
N: Ok.
Breanne: SURPRISE MUDAFUKA!!!
This love will last forever. If you can get over being sprayed 60 times by strange alcohol, without
getting the urge to bitch-slap her, its meant to be.
Mason where did your pants go?
Mason: PAAARRRRRRTYYYYY
Nathan: Okay, I can handle my FIANCEE doing that, but
buddy, the gloves are off!
Okay, who brought the strippers?
Nathan had to hold up on the partying to change Jack-Jack.
Nathan: You smell better than 99 % of the weirdos downstairs.
-_- Why is there a pregnant chick here. WHAT IS WITH PREGNANT CHICKS
AND PARTYING?
Pregnant girl: YOLO
Nathan: Coochy-coochy cooooo :
Jack-Jack: AHAHAHAHAA
The party ended and everyone said they had an alright time. Except a few assholes who wouldn't stop slow-dancing at a BACHELORETTE party. This isn't a wedding you jerks, you're suppose to get funky not
fancy. Anyways, they both decided they couldn't wait to have some fun again before the wedding night in which THEY WERE SUPPOSE TO KEEP THEIR VIRGINITY'S UNTIL.
That little mistake made Jack-Jack, so I guess I won't complain.
Crystal is getting bigger by the minute. I mean look at that ass, its twerkable now. She went for an ultrasound and revealed it was a boy, so when Jack-Jack grows up and the baby comes, they can have a bunch of playdates and stuff.
It's actually really rare she has to get up in the middle of the night. I love this kid!
B: Hold my hands and tell me that you'll always love me..
N: I will ALWAYS love you <3
B: Ditto.
"I can't believe its been 10 month's since Jack-Jack was born"
"I know. He's just perfect"
"So, are you still thinking only 2?"
"Not anymore baby, not anymore :)"
Yeah, Jack-Jack is super cute. He has, Breanne's eyes, hair and mouth and
Nathan's nose and skin tone. :3!
Gos starts flirting with me. Um, I have a baby with the man I'm getting MARRIED TOO TOMORROW.
Geez Gos. You and Crysy both trying to get in.
"Nom-NOM-NOM"
"Honey, its not for eating"
"Excuh-use me. I am THE BOSS. I RUN THIS HOUSE"
"Nathan! He's having a temper tantrum, deal with it"
They put Jack-Jack down for a nap and so I guess they have a little time for eachother now ;)
I made myself a little taller so It wouldn't look like I was giving him neck herpes all the time.
"Jaaaack-Jaaacck, THE TICKLE MONSTER IS COMING! YOU BETTER RUN. RUUUUUUUUUUUN FOREST RUUUUUN"
"OH CRAP, LET ME GOOOO!"
"Ewwww he sucks at playing"
Shut up. He's my baby. He got allll my talent!
As Breanne walks down the aisle alone because her dad is an asshole and her mom is living in a different town, she starts to think about all the good memories of her and Nathan together. It overwhelmed her and she starts to shed a tear. Crystal sees and tells her to "Calm her shit".
I got Jack-Jack a cute little suit :3.
"So are you ready, beautiful?"
"I've been ready for 4 and a half years, handsome"
"Lets do this then!"
"I, Breanne Elaine Hildebrand, take you Nathan Idontknowyourmiddlename Heimbecker, for better and for worse, for rich and for poor and in sickness and health, through anything and everything, I promise to always love you, unless you cheat on me, then I'll kick your ass :)"
"I, Nathan donthaveamiddlename Heimbecker, take you Breanne Elaine Hildebrand for better and worse, sickness and health and all that other junk and yes I will still be here if we end up having 6 kids. I love you and this is forever"
And the ring exchanges commence <3.
I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU MAN AND WIFE!
KISSIES :D
"Together forever"
Everyone: YEAHHH WEW! MARRIAGE! YEAH. THROWIN RICE!
- At the baby.
-_-. He's going to end up eating it.
"Its edible anyways"
STAHP. This will take YEARS to clean up!
Both of them were so overcome with emotions they decided to pretend they were pregnant and cut the cake immediately after saying their vows so they could devour it all without a trace and the guests would get pissed of and mad and if they were really hungry, start eating the un-cooking orange rice on the ground with Jack-Jack.
"So you guys are married now?"
"Did you not just see the ceremony?"
"Nah, I came home cause I heard there was cake. You know Im not into weddings and crap"
"Well you and Gos will get married one day"
"Eeeehhhh theres this cute guy named Max.. and I might go for him"
". _ . You just had a little boy with him though."
"YEAH WELL MY FEELINGS CHANGE!"
-slams fork down and leaves-
"Wonder if she's pregnant again >_>"
"Hey bro, hows your diaper hangin?"
"Why don't you LOOK. YOU HAVE EYES."
"Aren't your little gurgles adorable. Yes they are!"
"Don't talk to me like that bitch"
"I should really teach you to talk, you're almost one!"
Goodnight, Jack-Jack!
*Snore* "Get the fudge out of my room"
"Sooo, We're alone now. Except for Gos and Crysy..."
"So not really alone?"
"We're never allloooonneeeee"
"You're creepy"
"I know :)"
<3
"THE JACK-JACK HAS AWOKEN. PLAY WITH MEEEEE"
"I see your last encounter with the tickle monster did not go as planned.."
"o_o. No...NO!"
"This is gross. Did Daddy cook this -_-?"
Yep :D. Your dad is a failure as a cook if he can't impress a one year old
with slop.
"I'm sorry this is what?"
"Captain Astronaut Jack-Jack reporting for duty!"
"WEEEEEEEE, Oh my god Im gonna puke, put me down right no-"
-Vomit-
"I just love kids.So.Much"
You make him sit on the floor. Okay.
"Hey if he wanted to come up, he should of asked"
Family Photo # 2
"Slurpppp"
"Whatever you do Jack-Jack don't look behind you...you'll be scarred for life"
Kid gives himself good advice.
"So um, I was wondering if you wanted to maybe..try for another baby?"
"Jack-Jack is still young honey. Don't you want to enjoy some time with him before
we bring another child into the family?"
"Yeah I guess so.."
"Plus we don't REALLY have the funds to take care of another
right now anyway. But if its what you really want.."
"No no, It's okay. You're right. I just want to try
for another one, before JJ is 3"
"Deal"
-Kisses-
Brea wanted to try to lose some weight before her next pregnancy. Dr. Stephanson has advised her to
lose at least 15 lbs before trying to conceive again.
"Ello, Mr.Dinkleberg. How are you this fine evening?"
The dinosaur. Doesn't talk.
"I CAN DREAM, YOU CAN'T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME!"
Not right now my child. Not right now. Society will do that for me.
And Nathan wanted to get in shape too.
It's been 2 days since you've been married. Forget about it already would ya?
"What is this strange creature?"
"Honey, this is called a BATH"
"BATH. Hmm. It feels weird around my privates. I must pee in it to mark my territory!"
Do all toddlers think like you?!?!
"Nah, Im SPESHUL!"
"Teehee :3"
I make. Beautiful babies.
Brea thought it was time to potty train Jack-Jack. With the money for diapers, milk and bottles restored, they might have enough cash to start trying for another baby. Still, Jack-Jack is not getting the hang of the toilet as fast she hoped for.
"So what am I suppose to do here..?"
"Go poo in the potty JJ"
"Um..whats a 'poo'?"
Clueless, clueless child.
"I suddenly have the urge to GOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
"Success is upon us!"
"IM DOING IT MOM! ITS JUST LIKE WHAT I DO IN DIAPERS!!!!"
"You dont say"
"Did you go pee-pee in the potty for mommy?"
"YEP!!!"
"Good boy !"
I'd like to remind you, your son is not a dog.
"I CAN DREAM."
NO YOU CAN'T.
"You did an amazing job babe. You washed your hands..right?"
"I don't need to watch this shit"
We have enough funds to pay for a new baby room and baby things!
"We're still not trying for a baby...just 'risky'"
Alright fine -_-.
"say Children take up most of my time"
"say You brought this on yourself bro"
"Hey sis! Sorry we haven't talked much, I've been busy with Jack-Jack a lot. How's your new house? And Luke!?"
"Crying CONSTANTLY. I don't think being a mother is my forte.. but I still want oneeeee for more kid to pass my bloodline down to"
"Being a mom is DEFINITELY what I was meant to do. I think I'm going to quit my job and become a stay at home"
"How will that even work on Nathan's salary. He's only a kitchen scullion.."
"We've managed just fine while I was at home for a week. I figure we'll do fine. Plus he's super close to a promotion and raise :)!"
"Awww, He sounds like a normal baby to me"
"Jack-Jack barely ever cried. I wish we could switch for just one day!"
"It'll get better as Luke grows. Don't worry sis, Im always here for you :3"
Hahahahah
Really. Just when I leave.
In order for Nathan too get a promotion, he needs to cook a bunch of stuff to increase his skill level. I think he had an opportunity to cook for someone and deliver it for cash but I can't remember.
"Can't believe IM MARRRIIEED!!"
Stoooop.
"Goodnight, Jack-Jack. I wuv yuuuu"
"Eww. Don't touch meh!"
"WAIT COME BACK! THERES A MONSTER IN MY CLOSET. STOPPP. COME BACKKKKKKK!!!"
Nope, Sorry JJ, They're a little busy trying for a brother or sister for you.
"A whaaaaat?"
A replacement you.
"Mother what is this talk of a REPLACEMENT ME?"
"Oh Jack-Jack aren't you adorable :3"
"ANSWER MEEEEEEE"
I thought since I never make anything for Jack-Jack, let alone cook anything at all. I mean, When can you? My husbands a CHEF. All he does is cook. I just made a mixture of waffles.
"Whatever, Im starving. Lets try this crap"
"Oh crap.. I think I cook worse than my husband"
-vomit-
UM. YOU JUST VOMITED. I DIDN'T EVEN SEE YOU BRUSH.
"He doesn't have to know..."
"DINKLEBERG! HEY MAN HOWS IT GOIN? Haven't talked to you since the potty days!"
Still doesn't speak.
"Well maybe you can't hear INTELLIGENCE"
Im not the one talking to objects.
Nathan took the family to the party since he has 2 random days off that I did not ask for and WE REALLY NEED THE MONEY. But nooo.
"I HAVE NO CARES IN THE WOOOORRLD"
Give it 17 years. Then we'll see..
"Kay, get me off this stupid thing"
"Just right! Perfect food for my perfect wife!"
Aww :3
Since we have like, 150 simoleans in the bank, I've had to resort to sketching. I guess Im not really upset, I love to do this in real life, so might as well perfect it and sell it for profit :)!
"Hey HONEY! GET A PICTURE WILL YA?"
"Awww, sure!"
"All...the..blood...head...rushing..LIFT ME UPPP"
"Um...ouch?"
"Smoosh this back into place.. Girl you need some plastic surgery. Mosh this
back there...uhhuh. Okay youre just messed up. Sorry can't fix it"
"Awww gurgles <3"
"DADDY COME LET ME FIX YOU!"
"Hey you have something on your cheek"
"Huh, What?"
"My lips"
"Ahah, Smooooth"
"Jack-Jack thats not how your suppose to use paint.."
"I DO WHAT I WANT"
"God, you smell"
"Hey, technically whats coming out is YOUR cooking. Don't blame me"
Why you watching him? WE NEED MONEY. GO SKETCH..
"I don't want him to choke.."
Ugh. His throat is not that wide. Unlike yours.
GO.
Back to the park! And this is the first thing I see. Ah, the world has become full of evil.
Chick: Dude, Im just stealin' shit. I have kids of my own too. Aint no rest for the wicked, ey?
You had to wish for HAPPINESS?
"Yeah..why?"
You should already HAVE happiness. A wife, a son, a house, a job! SEX!
"I like wasting money:)"
-_-.
"Please please please please please work!"
I hope it doesn't so I can say I told you so.
"GO JACK-JACK! CATCH THOSE DIRTY BANDITS!"
"IM DOING IT! SADDLE UP PEGASUS, WERE GOIN' FOR A RIDDEE"
He's on a HIIIGGHHHWAAYAYY to heeelllll.
Pwety skies :O
"HA WORKED. In your face!"
So whats it suppose to do? Make it feel like your cumming for an hour?
"Doin it again!"
Fucking wasting all our money, IM GETTING RID OF THAT DEMON.
"K so get off now"
"Um no thanks"
Chin kisses XD.
Apparently were five again
"WEEEW FUCK YEAH!"
"Up and down, Up and down, Up and down. Just like sex"
WILL YOU LEAVE HIM ALONE. HE'S MARRIED.
Whore: Lolno.
"GO, RANGLE UP THAT DIRTY HOOKER THATS ALWAYS HITTING ON ME!"
"Will do dad, Will do"
Oooh is that a girrrrlll?
You liiiikkkeeee her
"Shut up"
"Is it true?"
"Well you are pretty but I dont know if I LIKE you"
"Understandable, wanna go on a playdate when we age up?"
"I'll ask my folks but IIIII would like to"
:) One and already found a possible future spouse.
Baby got game.
PREGGGEERRRSSS!
"Hey babes :)...You know how you said we didn't have enough money for another child?"
"You mean yesterday?"
"Yeah well, were going to have to scrape up enough. Im pregnant!"
"Oh god"
"BE HAPPY"
:D!!!!
"Kids kids kids. I gotta clear my mind once in a while. I need some guy time"
Oh so you think Jack-Jack's asleep here? NOT FOR LONG.
BOOM
"Why are you clapping?"
"I donno, it encourages you to be cute I guess"
FOOOOOOOOOOOD!
He's gorgeous.
Finally! He did it by himself!
"Its actually not that hard. I dont know why so many kids fuss over it"
Well its because of the toilet monster :/
"O_O"
"Too show my lovely wife I love her"
"Aww
"Ooh he's gettin bigggg!"
"How do you know its a he?"
"INSTINCT! My good woman"
"I love you, and your craziness"
"I think I hear it..."
It.
"HI WITTLE BABY, I CANT WAIT TO MEET YOU AND YOUR SMILING LITTLE MUSHED FACE OF USSSSS, YES I CANT <3"
"I think you freaky an i like you alot"
Spending time with Jack-Jack.They're so cute <3 I cant wait to have this in real life.
Nathan decides to teach Jack-Jack how to walk. He's getting older and he should already be able to take a few steps here and there.
"Nah"
"WAIT! Its not hard! Woah, I just realized, everything in life is easy!!! PEEING IN THE POTTY IS EASY, EATING IS EASY, CRYING IS EASY! I got it made"
HA.
"Carpet, smell my butt. Smell it smell it smell it NOW TAKE IT"
"I went for another ultrasound today! The doctors said we're having a little...."
"BOY! Can't wait to meet 'im! What do you wanna name him?"
"Opposite gender"
"Weird but okay.."
-_-.
"OOOH. You mean a GIRL! I guess she's just manly. Like he old pops"
"Alright then..."
I went into labor! Which is great because I want a little girl around here. So Nathan hired this chick, at least she sits with him, feeds him and does her job! Not like that frickin' Candy Applebe or whatever the chick is with red hair.
"Aren't you just beautiful"
I named her Acdc! Pronouced (Ay-C-D-C)
She's a big baby, at 8 lbs, 10 oz, 19 inches.
Took like 5 hours to birth here. BUT WELCOME TO THE FAMILY!
